OH GOD MY HEART. OH THORIN
HNNGGGG x 1 million
Official art, straight in the feels.
Only a sanctimonious selfish little cunt like Jax would pull off a ruse like this…
…assuming it is a ruse of course and that even Jax in all his glory doesn’t have an I.Q numbering in the single fucking digits.
A TRUE AMERICAN HERO. gone before his time.
May your squaws in Heaven be ever silent and your roof fit for a king.
THE BLUER THE EYES, THE CRAZIER THE DWARF.
Cause I mean…god damn those are some fucked up eyes Thrors got there when the elves arrive.
…like tiny arkenstones. ಠ_ಠ
I only just noticed Thròrs statue framed in the background. God I’m dumb.
(though I stand by the excuse that sometimes it’s hard to notice anything else on screen but that majestic face. unf)
Dat moment your mum hands you this and suggests you both go and you realize you’re looking at Dori.
Goddammit Mark Hadlow! All I see is Dori now! In Lycra! *gufaw*