Randomly pausing DoS while fast forwarding yields some great expressions.
Bilbo Baggins and Thorin "totally-not-deteriorating-mentally-the-closer-we-get-to-my-stupid-mountain" Oakenshield
Have been waiting and hoping for nearly 10 years for you to appear at Armageddon in New Zealand as every other member of SG1 has turned up at least once.
And now you finally come here and you only take your ass to Auckland. Why u no come to the capital earlier this year?
Fucking piece of shit Auckland and their cool ass celebrity guests.